Forever young (if you’re now singing this in your head, the Rod Stewart one is the correct one)
We don’t like shoes.
Short legs are a blessing, don’t let haters tell you otherwise.
My human is taking over my stories tonight to talk more about the movie she’s working on! She’ll be sharing some photos from her horseback riding days (and some of them are quite embarrassing)! Check
My human will be taking over this account occasionally over the next few weeks to let you know about the movie she is working on! 🎥 We have a kickstarter campaign going to help support the production,
Late night swims and odd compositions.
9 years. Happy anniversary, Boner. ❤️
“Okay so a guy walks into a bar-“ “He walks in on all fours?” “No, he walks in like a normal guy on two feet. So he walks in-“ “I’m not following. Can you show me?” “Ugh fine...So
Can’t believe Bradley Cooper rejected this poster for A Star is Born 😤💫
Soon enough 🌱
Never get tired of this view 🙌🏼🍑
Give a dog a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a dog to fish and he’ll be really hungry because he can’t hold the pole. 🎣
RIP @allaboutarbuckle ❤️ this derp’s for you.
Up a creek without a- oh wait there they are, never mind..
Broke into the old apartment.